It wasn't me!
PLEASE...let me explain!
I was minding my own business..
doing nothing bad whatsoever,
when all of a sudden it attacked me!
It attacked me with no good reason at all.
I couldn't very well let it get away with that!
It was clear that I needed to teach it a lesson.
So I fought the good fight, mom!
I showed it who was BOSS!
I took it down...
I. TOOK. IT. DOWN!
Have no fear...
Justice has prevailed!
You believe me...